Late from the eclipse. Thinking about the eclipse too much and bothered by it so I had to taser him. Dissatisfied with the stay due to the eclipse. Getting dark again after the eclipse already happened. The moon and the sun explanation. Billed for an extra day because the sun got dark out. Problems with cars and the eclipse. Nobody cleaned up after the eclipse. The lady that was giving directions and pointing at things. Found some pills and tried them out. Found some car keys. Giving bad directions. Blinded myself from the eclipse on your property. Allowed to cry for an extended period of time on property. The crying rules.
Help me while I have the blindfold on. Somebody is taking a bag of garbage outside. The is a light on my computer that shows somebody smoking. Local street lingo blindfolded surprise. They are going to bring me with my hands behind my back. A few handcuffed men. The pillowcase is full of weed. I found a bag of weed inside the wall. The bugs on the ground are safe to eat without poison. Use the taser on them. Tasering yourself in the room. Somebody else farted in this room. Everything is unplugged from the wall please reset the circuit. I got somebody ugly looking into the room. Selling chicken dolls from the room. Dispose of the buckets.
Protocol for hiding from the FBI. Mint-free zone. Lump sum payment. The FBI owes me money. The name for the second floor is a mint-free zone. Permission to use mint flavor. Tell me the password for your phone. Tell me the password to your phone. Get an unlock code for one of the phones. The FBI fee is like a pet fee. Hotel username. They told me to suck off in the parking lot and were serious about it. I gave out my phone password to somebody. No blood no foul. They told me to suck off. I told them to suck off. Red string on the door handle means they will hit you. A registered felony. Communist activity. Help for a big fat guy. Too many fish for the FBI. Allowed to bring an excessive amount of women. Birth control knowledge. I heard the password to your phone was obscene. Bring an extra group of men to the room.
Screaming. Smell tracing. Pockets of weed. Honda or Hyundai. Do not disturb is accurate enough to set traps. Wanting to yell at people at the hotel. You cannot ignore Honda. Doing a burn-out in the parking lot. Devil number. Not very good at yelling. Practice yelling. Unplug it for thirty seconds means everything is good including resetting the TV. A list for all the wires. Obvious communist and toe licking. Trying to get this liquid up there and ground yourself to the computer. Buy more weight loss drugs. Finding keys. Phone hackers. Checking in the employees only room for my keys.
Live on a Friday. Drinking dead man beer. I do not want to get you in trouble. Turn off those outlets. Blow a whistle inside. Hotel does not get into trouble with you. Borrow the phone number. Dealing with the hotel final notice. Borrow the address. Mail forwarding all the mail. Borrow the bushes. I need to find the hallway. Harmonica birthday blues. Whistle rules.
Replaced with an electric toilet. Borrowed some headlights. It smells like an elevator here. This is an abandoned building. A place for buckets. Election buckets. Pee bottles. Drank water from the pool. Drinking mystery standing pan water. Eric bucket system with a screwdriver. The naked part. There is poo on the floor.
Documenting other guests. Checked in wrong. Group toilet. Need a screen for the bowl. Permission to smash the window. People watching. 3-D printing a copy of your room key. Started to rain inside. Healing crystals for the man on the floor. Homeopathic crystal drugs are okay. Pre-spraying the fire extinguishers. Porkus button. Paying to push the elevator button.
Thinking about fire extinguishers again. Somewhere to bleed a little bit. Found some keys and then lost them in the room and I have somebody else with me to do the fire extinguisher trick to find the keys in the room. Fire extinguisher helps clean the floor from blood. Elevator lizard question. Lizard in the hallway. Left or right room. Extension cord that I found keeps shocking me. It does not matter because I am eight-teen. Skunk smell fire extinguisher popping off. Energy drinks of the front desk. Sip of an energy drink sobriety program. Trying to give you numbers.
Everything should be fine as long as you are watching. Getting passed on the right. Just need to delete a couple of your files to make it even. Trying to unlock some cars if you come with me. Having trouble with using a calculator. Get one for free. I did not have to pay to stay here. Punch my wife to save my baby. Punch a guest to save a baby. A question of moral integrity. Putting a dead animal behind the sign so the birds and bees can get at it. I have no hotel authority. Squirrel escort. Squirrel person. Dropping packets on the ground. People are throwing squirrels in the parking lot. Adding more stuff to the lost and found. The squirrels smell like cigarettes. The front desk is way too powerful.
Hired to track some guests. Gathering some information. Waiting for people. The point of intervention to intervene between the guests. Doing a search warrant on another guest. A supply order. Found some car keys in the parking lot. Oh Lord. Installing internet in one of the rooms. Shave off the other eyebrow. Found some packets out in the parking lot. Neck shaving and clean toilets. I want to bring them together because they might fight. Packets.
